I never had relations with that woman--Anna Nicole Smith (aka Vickie Lynn Hogan)--and I am NOT the father of her 5 month old child. Making that claim apparently places me in the minority, not only in the USA but also world-wide. Have you heard this; Prince Frederick von Anhalt, the husband of Zsa Zsa Gabor is the latest to claim paternity of Anna Nicole's child. I realize that the child is probably going to end up with a sizable trust fund from her deceased 90 year old stepfather's estate, but would you even CLAIM to have had an affair with a drugged up, air-head, gold digger in order to attempt to gain control of money that is still in a court battle where, not only is the one who earned the money deceased but now both litigants (stripper/trophy wife and her stepson) are now deceased. What a mess!
It is really sad and normally I would not ridicule someone who has just died but in this case, the woman relished attention and did little to disavow the notion that she had the intelligence of a child and the body of Marilyn Monroe on steroids. Her bodyguard/nurse said he found her unconcious in her room at he Hard Rock Hotel. How could he tell? I have seen her on TV recently and she seemed comatose during every interview. Does Trimspa do that to you? I will keep the fat, thank you. It is sad and disturbing that so many men--very diverse men--claim to be the father of the child--meaning they are proud to have been that intimate with a woman who is drugged out at a Hard Rock Hotel while her 5 month old child is in the Bahamas being cared for by the mother of a friend.
The sad and outlandish facts about Anna Nicole's life and death could be discussed at length, but I will quit with one more humorous tidbit. The doctor performing the autopsy is Joshua Perper. That's right, she is being examined by Dr. Perper. The results are not in--autopsies are done at 10, 2, and 4.