Saturday, February 17, 2007
Two Great Tastes!
Hey! You got Salmonella in my Peanut Butter! You got Peanut Butter in my Salmonella! MMMM, Two great tastes that taste great together! I wasn't too upset when the Popeye food was infected. Then when it was Taco Bell, that was too close to home. But Peter Pan peanut butter? Come on. There has to be some kind of terrorist behind this. We have created a gigantic Homeland Security agency and Emergency Management teams in every county and still our peanut butter is not safe? I would move to Mexico right now if the Global Warming/Ethanol is better than oil crowd had not pushed the price of corn so high that nobody can afford a tortilla.
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Our peanut butter was infected. I think I might die.
Yes, you will die. Probably not from peanut butter, though. Our Peter Pan also was from the 2111 batch but apparenty we have built up a resistance. I had to drag your mother all the way to the garbage can to throw away the last 1/4 of a jar. It was hard for both of us. I may yet go back and take it out.
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