Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Thanks!

I really appreciate all the help I have received on the issue of following the trend of covering the gray. I have decided to put that off for a while. Turns out the cost of that much hair color is greater than the cost of a new laptop. Still, there is that lingering, nagging feeling of being average. You know what I mean. Everybody needs some area where they can stand out--be noticed. Well, I have decided to plop down a huge chunk of money to do just that. Save your sermons about how shallow and vain it is to spend lots of money to get noticed. I have already made up my mind. Instead of preaching, you can help me make one final decision about this life-changing purchase. Here are the two choices; I will either a] buy a really great car with all the bells and whistles (this baby is sporty, dependable, AND economical) or b] buy a 32-year-old junker and spend my money on 24" rims. Man, this is the toughest decision ever! I mean, I no longer like to work on my car every time I want to go somewhere but those 24" rims are PHAT! And I can just see me standing by my '76 with the giant chrome numbers shouting 24".
I bet people will notice me now! Actually, I don't exactly have the money right now. But I do have a job and in a couple of days I will have $199. That would put me in a nice ride. But I really want the rims so I am probably going to rent a set of 24's. Oh yeah, you can rent rims on the N.E. Bypass. Why don't you join me and ditch those tired old stock rims. You too, can be noticed and admired.



Perhaps I should add this quote you may have seen on a t-shirt somewhere;

SARCASM; JUST ONE OF THE SERVICES I OFFER!

6 comments:

bpb said...

check out Hyundai! The Azera is great! We've been really impressed with our Hyundai van. Never thought we'd buy a Korean automobile - but after much searching and researching, it's A LOT for the money.

Lerra said...

Get a Kia. I hear they are AWESOME. And for your 24s, head out to the Montgomery Mall. Yes, you can buy rims at the mall.

Jamey said...

Too funny.

Lerra said...

HA! Try to comment on my blog as someone else NOW. That'll show you. :-)

Roxy Wishum said...

Laura, I can't believe you would kick me out for a little joke!

Lerra said...

I didn't kick you out, I promise...