After teaching young children for years at church, Terry Brown has learned to tell parents "If you promise not to believe everything they say happened at church, we promise not to believe everything they say happens at home." I was reminded of that when I received the following today from The Good Clean Funnies List;
A Sunday school teacher asked her pupils, "Now, children, do you all say your prayers at night?"A little boy answered, "My mommy says my prayers.""I see," said the teacher. "And what does your mother say?
"The little boy replied, "THANK GOD HE'S IN BED!"